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30-something | Midwesterner
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dog mom | acclimating suburbanite
social scientist | pro-choice
ferret owner | proud liberal
Czech | slightly neurotic
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August 19, 2005
Dog Day Afternoon

Yesterday afternoon I took Zooz to the vet's. Turns out she has a false pregnancy, which we'd suspected. Maisy used to get those, too. The vet joked we must have a fertile household. Great. Thank doG for birth control. Zooz had also been dragging and I was worried it was worms. Nope. The dreaded anal glands. This is the first time we've had to deal with this.

The itemized bill reads (and I'm not kidding): "Anal Glands Express." Oooh, what fun! All aboard!

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CheekyProf • 08:48 AM
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Okay, you probably DON'T want to know this, but I knew a vet who could no longer eat mayonnaise because of its visual similarity to, well, the results of the dreaded anal gland problem... EWWWWWW!

Glad that Zuzu had a good day and a treat, though. :-)

comment by New Kid on the Hallway at 11:13 AM on 08.19.05

I had a vet once try to teach me how to express my dog's anal glands myself, so I didn't have to bring her in for them to do it. My feeling on that is that it's totally worth it to have them it..... ick.

comment by donna at 11:59 AM on 08.19.05

Yeah, my cat needs the ol' anal glands expressed too, and it's not pretty. In fact, the vet said that next time, she'll have to be sedated. It's so worth the $15 not to have to do it myself.

comment by cousineddie at 12:46 AM on 08.20.05

daisy likes the cheese burger! :) i've so done the same thing!

comment by gwen at 02:07 AM on 08.20.05

Zooz is lucky -- and spoiled. Schnauzer is now mounting a protest that there are no plain McD hamburgers in her world. :-)

comment by russianviolets at 11:27 AM on 08.20.05

Hey! We had Daisy's anal glands expressed last week, too! And people think those of us with pets instead of kids don't have to deal with anything gross...LOL! :)

She was very grateful for her homemade cheesy treat when she got home!

comment by Stacy at 09:45 AM on 08.21.05